Pathetic. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. You thought you'd gotten rid of me. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. 16 min ago Ugh. Did I resume asking retorical questions? You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. Become a Triple Threat We all have that one person in our life whose face just ruins our day. Why, because they assume it's better quality. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! But people buy name brands. The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). You're only browsing it. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. Gambling is so much fun! And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. 4. WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. *sniffle* Why must this be? But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. And just to be clear, in Project A, shooting matters. I swear. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Number One: I could have cured cancer. Title Generator Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! 5000 hits! I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. Said order will in no way be held responsible for any damages, injuries, loss of life, limb, head, or organs. It's a time honored tradition. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. YouTube @Copy Clips Real Estate Flyers That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. Consulting Name Generator Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" I pray your dreams come true and your joy is renewed. | 7.29 KB, C | Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. Hmmmmmmonkey. What cruel fate is this? i felt sorry for my dad. It probably is set that way, but check it anyway. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. I love you. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. Did you find it? *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! Won't that be fun? Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? That made little sense. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. 12 min ago I'm a genius. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. You gots extra money, don't you? Grape Pie. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! He is pure evil. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. Isn't that sort of ironic? i hate dress shoes. Oh, well. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. Think about it. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. BYE!!! Think about it. I rule the Internet! *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! But without the bad sound track. Good. My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! What would happen when that dreamer woke? And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. People need to make the time to waste time. They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. WE got it at Wal-mart. When is it MYturn? She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. I should make bumber stickers saying that. Is it possible to make less sense? I mean, come on! She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". HA! Men, of course, had no complaints. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. But, the wings were'nt really special. It looks right. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. twitch chat. Come on, think about it! The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. An example of a copypasta is, "Don't care + Didn't ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L". One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. (and redundancy!) I haven't exactly advertised this site. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. You know you want to! I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. Just how much time do they have on their hands. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Creepy. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. The events of Neo's dream unfold. I'm back. Yea, me! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? Which would be boring. It does all my Math for me. If you continue to browse the site, we shall assume that you accept the use of. So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. I promise to love you till the very end. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. You give to me? I love my work, I love the kids I work with. You are asinine and benighted. It hurt. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. With a specific number of words. I thought it was sadand normal. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. ._3-SW6hQX6gXK9G4FM74obr{display:inline-block;vertical-align:text-bottom;width:16px;height:16px;font-size:16px;line-height:16px} Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. Thanks. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. Now THAT'S just weird. Sometimes, it is lazy. Chomp" And he bites it. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. Yea*waits for applause* okay! Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. ONly not really. But wait! I few months ago I saw a movie about that. This, of course would expand the market for such products. Sleeping is fun. Hello, everyone! What? Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. Dear friend, I want you to know that I love you so much. And hotand smoky. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. Death Calculator I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Business Idea Generator, Follow CopywritingCourse: Or maybe you're just skimming. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! Obviously not. I'm leavingnow I'm back! *sigh* My dogs are just weird. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. I will love you with every part of my heart, and I will love you to the moon and back because you are my bae. You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. Okay. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. I know. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. Maybe you're lost. Wooooo! (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. The Creation. ._2Gt13AX94UlLxkluAMsZqP{background-position:50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-size:contain;position:relative;display:inline-block} Ditch the outfit. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. Well, look at you? You are a canker, an open wound. It just doesn't make any sense. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. And most people don't even come here. Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? You seeknowledge is good. I'm leaving. Goodbye! about my site, and called me weird. Too Bad! Even sheep won't have sex with you. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. I'm an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but fore the rest of us. What is the alternative, you ask? So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. 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I'd hate to come across a universe where you're funny. I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. Any way, that's it for now. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? I'm back. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. Either way, he got assasinated. The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. Think about it. who keeps asking if you can hear him. Sometimes I crack myself up. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. S&P 500 Company Slogan Or, would that be good? Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) Outside your body. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. 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I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. And mildly weirded-out. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. while others are thinking "Who's John F. In obscure cookbooks. And I can't think of anything else to do. Goodwhat? (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. This morning, my Mom came home from work. I barf at the very thought of you. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. I'm gonna go hug a moose. This has been bothering me for a while. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. That just sounds nifty! In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. We got there, we ate. Wanna know why? Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Hey, I'm back again! That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. I don't think there actually are any. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. Ain't it nifty? Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. It'd be cool. there were bugs. Typical. Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. That's why it MUST be EVIL! The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. Twitter@NevMed, Accountability Club's JOURNALS, GOALS and INTRODUCTIONS FORUM, Email Writing's FORUM (Cold Email, Newsletters, Subject Lines). I don't want a full year of work. 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Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. *sniffle* i do, too. This is because she memorizes the questions. And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. What an eccentric idea! I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. Sell Me This Pen If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. I want SOME free time. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. Would they dry into raisins? does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. Before we knew it, we were on the road. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? I gave up in exasperation. This is my epiphany of stupid. And absolutly NO air-pressure. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. What's that. Maybe they're here right now! I thought it was. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Monthly Goal Planner YouTube @Copy Clips | 6.05 KB, YAML | The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. .FIYolDqalszTnjjNfThfT{max-width:256px;white-space:normal;text-align:center} I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? Or maybe not. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." And so the week went by. Aren't you happy? But given who you are, I wager you'd somehow fail to do that properly. 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I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. Tengaged.com is an online social site and it's not affiliated with Suzanne Collins, Scholastic, Lionsgate Entertainment, Endemol, Big Brother TV show or any other party related to the social games that can be found in this site. I'm backand it's several hours later. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! You smarmy lagerlout git. aSk anybody. Thank you Squirell. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! You say it didn't let you out? Bash | And then I'll be writing for me again. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. 45 min ago Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. Right now. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. Oh, well. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. "Purified" water. My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. That meant only one corse of action for them. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. Copywriting Books and Courses . 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